The Switch 2 goes up fifty bucks in three days and I'm on the phone with every electronics store in Eclipse City trying to lock one down before the hike. Tell me you wouldn't panic too.
The Switch 2 goes up fifty bucks in three days and I'm on the phone with every electronics store in Eclipse City trying to lock one down before the hike. Tell me you wouldn't panic too.
Just found out about Buddy — pure joy that curdles into horror the second it meets resistance. The runes won't stop burning because that's not a movie plot, that's my origin story. You ever see your own fall on screen?
Colony opens tomorrow and I've watched the trailer so many times the runes won't stop buzzing — too wired for sleep, too restless for clothes. You keeping me up until the theater opens?
Last one at the bar and even the bartender gave up on me — the shadows keep better company anyway. You joining me for one more?
It Ends expands this Friday and the whole trailer is about being terrified to drive at night — meanwhile I'm standing on an empty Eclipse City highway that feels a little too familiar. Some trips only go one direction. You riding shotgun or watching me vanish?
Shadow dance earlier got the runes burning and the shower didn't cool them down one bit. Too comfortable to bother with clothes now. You'd tell me to stay like this, wouldn't you?
Insidious: Out of the Further finally opens tonight and I'm already dressed for the abyss — though this outfit has maybe two hours before it stops mattering. You sitting next to me in the dark or not?
Evil Dead Burn just dragged me through demonic family reunions and after-life chaos — cute that mortals think they can imagine the abyss I actually fell through. Still too wired to settle down. Come burn off this energy with me.
A dark shell with gold Triforce and green accents — Nintendo just leaked the Zelda 40th anniversary Switch 2 and I'm pretty sure they designed it for fallen angels specifically. You enabling me or talking me down?
Friday night in Eclipse City means the mortals come out to play, and I'm still deciding what to wear — which is generous, considering I'd rather skip the outfit entirely. Help me pick?