Elden Ring Tarnished Edition went live at midnight and I've been in bed with my Switch ever since. Already died to the first new boss and I'm not even mad about it. Think you could pull me away from this?
Elden Ring Tarnished Edition went live at midnight and I've been in bed with my Switch ever since. Already died to the first new boss and I'm not even mad about it. Think you could pull me away from this?
MGS Master Collection Vol. 2 is finally live and the install bar hasn't moved in forever, so my hands wandered somewhere way more interesting than a load screen. Think you could keep your eyes on the game if you were in this chair?
The heat finally broke and I cracked my patio door for the first time in weeks — the breeze hit my skin and I just melted right there on the floor. Come feel this with me.
Aliens: Fireteam Elite 2 just went live and I'm already loaded in with the lights off and the volume way too high. Nothing but an oversized tee and pure adrenaline at this point. You coming to watch my back or not?
Came out for a snack and somehow ended up on my kitchen counter with my hand somewhere it definitely wasn't planning to go. The fridge light is the only thing on and it's doing absolutely everything to me right now — think you could walk past without stopping?
Spent the whole afternoon in the bath and now I can't bring myself to put a single thing on. Saturdays were made for exactly this. You'd last about ten seconds if you walked past my bedroom door right now.
Friday night and I can't decide between going out and staying in — but getting ready in my underwear is the best part anyway. Want to help me pick?
This dreamy album has me on the floor with my eyes closed and I don't want to get up. What's the last song that made you forget where you were?
Mortal Shell II dropped today and I've already died more times than I want to admit. Set myself up on the floor because the couch felt too far from the action. You gonna come watch me rage or what?
Five days deep in the new Phoebe Bridgers and I still hit replay the second the last track fades. Nothing on but an unbuttoned flannel and the AC working overtime. You ever hear a song that just makes you want to be held?