The dayclub took everything out of me and now I'm on this hotel room floor in a bikini I barely remember putting on. Tell me you wouldn't take advantage of the situation.
The dayclub took everything out of me and now I'm on this hotel room floor in a bikini I barely remember putting on. Tell me you wouldn't take advantage of the situation.
Raiders preseason and this city treats it like the Super Bowl — three hours of screaming and my jersey gave up about halfway through. You'd walk in this bathroom and make it worse, wouldn't you.
Started dinner before I finished getting dressed and now I'm standing over the stove in a slip like that's a normal Tuesday. You'd never let me cook like this, would you.
Everything I own is in the wash except this shirt. You'd time your laundry run to mine on purpose, wouldn't you.
My rideshare driver keeps checking the rearview like I'm the main event tonight. You'd be even less subtle about it, wouldn't you.
Three hours of Guns N' Roses and my shirt gave up about halfway through. You'd have been staring instead of watching the stage, wouldn't you.
Supposed to be at the Sphere in an hour and I'm still not dressed. You'd be no help at all, would you.
Decided to wash my own car like a responsible adult and somehow I'm the one who ended up soaked. You'd have told me to wear a darker shirt, wouldn't you.
Where is it, Baby?
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15 immagini
Spent all morning going through old footage and found a set I never posted — me on the dining room table with absolutely nothing on, just seeing how far I'd push it for the camera. Fifteen photos and a video I almost deleted. Want to see what I kept instead?
Friday morning, no plans, no pants — just me and this bowl of cereal on the counter. You'd walk in and ruin the whole vibe, wouldn't you.