It's National Cherry Turnover Day and the first batch is already gone — got cherry filling on my fingers, my thighs, and somewhere you'll have to find for yourself. Come be my taste tester, daddy 😈
It's National Cherry Turnover Day and the first batch is already gone — got cherry filling on my fingers, my thighs, and somewhere you'll have to find for yourself. Come be my taste tester, daddy 😈
Found out it's National Red Wine Day and the bottle's already half gone — just me, this glass, and nothing else on. Come pour me another, daddy 😈
Dolly's been the voice behind every wild night and every quiet one, and right now she's on repeat and I didn't plan on the tears. Come stay up with me, baby.
Found out it's National Cherry Popsicle Day and the only one left in the box was this dark red one that's already melting all over my hand. Got it on my mouth, my chin, straight through my tank top — and I'm only halfway done. Want to help me finish it, baby? 😈
Woke up in a kitchen I don't recognize wearing a shirt that isn't mine, and honestly I'm not in any hurry to give it back. Want to guess whose it is? 😏
Found out it's National Peach Pie Day and I'm not sharing this one — sitting on the porch step with juice on my fingers and my sundress pulled down off one shoulder because the evening air feels too good to be decent. Come get sticky with me, baby 😈
Found out it's National Waffle Day and suddenly I need waffles more than I've ever needed anything in my life. Clothes didn't make it to the kitchen. Come split this one with me, baby 😈
Found out it's National Sponge Cake Day so I'm baking in nothing but an apron and flour dust. Come lick the bowl clean with me, daddy 😈
It's National Hazy IPA Day and I'm celebrating properly — two cans deep, pants missing, and this flannel's only staying on out of sheer laziness. Come help me finish the six-pack, daddy 😈
Thursday afternoon and I keep dozing off on this couch — every time I wake up the blanket's somewhere else and I'm too comfortable to care. The light through the blinds is doing unfair things to my skin right now. Come wake me up properly, baby 😈