Galleria di Alexis Texas

Packing for a trip I booked on impulse and now I'm trying to fit my whole closet into a carry-on. This shirt was supposed to help me stay focused but it keeps riding up every time I reach for something. You want to help me decide what makes the cut?

New Insidious drops tomorrow and the trailer alone just made me pull my feet up off the floor. I don't scare easy but something about this franchise gets under my skin every time. You brave enough to sit next to me when the lights go down?

Stumbled into a street festival two blocks from my place and now I'm three drinks deep watching a parade go by. This little top was not made for this crowd but somehow that's the best part. Want to come find me before I get into any more trouble?

Found a vintage slip at the market for twelve bucks and the only mirror in this place is a cracked one in a closet-sized fitting room. Worth every cent though, don't you think?

Anne Hathaway doing action scenes is enough to get me into a Thursday night screening, no questions asked. Back row, barely anyone here, and this tank top is doing its best to behave. You want the seat next to mine or not?

Just walked through the door and this dress decided it was done being worn. Kitchen counter's as far as I'm getting tonight. Care to come keep me company?

Found my spot on the balcony right when the whole city goes gold for five minutes. This top gave up on me about two sips ago and I'm not even mad about it. Care to join me up here?

Found a spot where nobody's looking yet and the coffee's still too hot to drink. Some mornings I'd keep all to myself — but sharing was never really my weakness.

Super Troopers 3 dropped yesterday and I'm already pulling up showtimes before I've even finished my coffee. Some weekends you want to be in a dark theater laughing at stupid comedy with a giant soda — that's this weekend. Question is whether I bother getting dressed for it or just show up like this.

Set the camera up for my content page and then completely forgot I was supposed to be performing. Started just doing what felt good instead. Bet you'd rather see the unedited version.