Cardi just broke a record I didn't even know I cared about and now I can't stop dancing. Pretty sure my neighbors hate me already. You wanna come make it worse?
Cardi just broke a record I didn't even know I cared about and now I can't stop dancing. Pretty sure my neighbors hate me already. You wanna come make it worse?
Raiders won and I'm too wired to even think about sleep. Still got the jersey on, fridge open, nowhere to be. You up?
Mondays hit different when you work for yourself. Nowhere to be and way too much time on my hands. You wanna tell me what to do with it?
One week till the Raiders open at home and I'm already picking out what I'm wearing to Allegiant. Saturday night out here is just the warmup though. You wanna see what I almost left the house in?
AC quit on me so the pool it is. Haven't left my own building though — I'm not that ambitious on a Saturday. Think you could drag me somewhere or am I staying right here?
Stores already put out the Halloween section and I lost my mind for a solid five minutes. It's my favorite holiday and I'm not waiting til October to start planning. You wanna help me pick a costume?
Anyone on the Strip could look up right now and see everything. You like knowing I'm out here like this?
Raiders open the season at home against Miami and I'm already too hype to stay in. Picked this up just for the occasion — you think it passes game-day inspection? 😈
Cardi's headlining iHeartRadio here in two weeks and I already can't sit still. Speakers blasting, way too much energy — you wanna come burn it off with me?
Monday kicked my ass and now I'm kicking off everything else. You wanna keep me company or make me do this alone?